Week Eleven

The way we are apparently supposed to approach things:

'Baby is now called a fetus in "medical terms". You, however, may have chosen the name "peanut," "angel," "jumping bean" or simply "miracle." '

Actual conversation in our house last night:


Aww, look, you've got a little pot now.


That 'pot', as you call it, is your child, mister.


Sorry. Aww, look, you've got a little Reginald.


That's better.