Monday, June 18, 2007

I'm too busy to blog properly

So this is a placeholder to remind me to tell you about the personal religion I invented when I was sixteen and called Tanyaism for lack of a better term.

And then it will probably make more sense why I find the following so funny:

How will I be defined in the dictionary? Thus:

tanya --


An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at


Anonymous Sarah said...

I went to a comedy review this evening (, which featured the potentially painful but functionally hilarious readings from participants' high school diaries. One woman read the bible/manifesto of her own religion, based on the concept that she herself was perfection incarnate. She claims her friends followed it for a week, then they all discovered marijuana and forgot about the whole thing.

I thought of you. :P

18 June, 2007  
Blogger abacus said...

I smell a rat, and an attempt to boost The Immortal's blog ratings. Which is probably a good plan, when you think through the concept of immortality. That is quite a double act you have going with Sarah.

And I know you didn't ask, but the highlights of my school diary usually involved Canteen Day. That's if you don't include my opportunity to marry the love of my life in the 1977 school play, though my appalling acting skills dented that memory. I blame the director. For letting me have the part.

Hey, it was a Big Part, if you don't mind!

19 June, 2007  
Blogger abacus said...

Hmmmm. Slow day at the office. That is all I am saying. But I did click the link, plugged in a male name at random, and the result for "Stephen" is, wait for it, "An immortal". I spy a programming error, I thought to myself. Never one to give up easily, I plugged in "Fred Blog" just to prove my hypothesis. "A person who is constantly high" was the outcome.... At this point my head kind of exploded and I gave up. But not before discovering my father is "A person who has the ability to be invisible". Which is quite possibly true when it comes to doing domestic chores.

(Further research indicates this ostensibly scientifically-based site is in fact, disappointingly, just a random generator. I have now become "A human transformer (Robot in disguise)" which is kind of cool. Though Tanya just became "A real life terminator", which is perhaps slightly less cool).

19 June, 2007  

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